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Have YOU seen Advent Rabbit?
Afternoon.
So Kai is ill, it is cold and I find myself stuck inside with too much time on my hands – the kind of time where I can’t really get anything of real use done that requires any real concentration because I have a boy attached to my lap, but still the kind of time that needs filling, and oooh look my laptop balances just nicely on the arm of the sofa here so I can faff about on the internet and stroke his head at the same time.
Seems like most of us with a child are battling lurgies right now, tis the season and all that. And we’re all feeling a bit bleugh at the weather and the fact we’re all broke and our advent calendars taste like crap.
But never fear dear reader. For I, queen of creative procrastination have come to your rescue to bring you some light in the dark days ahead to keep you going till Chrimbotide.
Those of you that follow me on Twitter will know that I have been serialising the contents of Kai’s advent calendar into a sort of advent mini-drama. If any of you ever watched Sunset Beach (which is quite possible the greatest TV show in the history of LIFE), you’ll find it’s a bit like that only with more disproportionately sized plastic animals (compared to disproportionately sized plastic boobs and botox) and less smouldering but with just as much sex, death and evil twin action.
In any case it seems to have gone down rather well so for the rest of advent I will be bringing you the adventures of “Have YOU seen Advent Rabbit” via the magic of this magical blog.
Come see.
Read MoreWriter’s (Starting) Block
So here I am. About to take my metaphorical first steps. My feet are poised hesitantly behind a thick line in the dirt and I am waiting for the whistle. It’s bit like at sports day – ever so often the excitement, the sense of forward momentum pushing me forward makes my toes creep over the line, only to be swiftly shuffled back again quick. No. Not yet toes. Wait.
My creative writing course materials arrived on Friday. Shiny new textbooks and crisp timetables and study planners giving me that lovely new-term feeling. Right, time for action then. Time to get this baby STARTED!
But first off? Well, I’m going to need some new stationary. Obviously! Can’t be a writer without the right stationary.
Kai needs a nap so off I trundle to Partners, timing it so he’ll fall asleep in the pushchair before I get there to give me extra browsing time. I have such a weakness for stationary. I spend a good twenty minutes deciding on the right pens, testing them out on the little pads of paper. Nope, too scratchy. Nope, too thick and splodgy. Ahh, perfect. This is a writer’s pen. Smooth, flowing, black ink making thin, deliberate lines. I leave a few swirly loops on the pad as demonstration of my obvious writing potential. I’ll need six. Obviously. In case one runs out mid-creative outpouring. And a red one and a blue one too. For contrast. And underlining.
What’s next? Notebook. Hmm. Lined or blank? Oh god. I can’t decide. Blank seems… scary, daunting. That’s a lot of space to fill. A lot of blank pages. And what if I start writing something and my writing starts slanting upwards? How on earth would that look? How on earth could I dare to call myself a writer if I couldn’t even write in a straight line?? It’s going to have to be lined. I like lines – they make me feel… safe. Besides, the lines fill up some of blankness. That means I’ll have to do less writing to fill it. Quick thinking Josie. It’s that kind of creative thinking that’s going to make you a GREAT writer.
Hmm. There’s a lot of different colours. Which is more writery do you think? Winnie the Pooh? No – not quite the serious image I’m looking for. Plain black? Mysterious and elusive - I like it. I picture myself seated at small table in a cafe, steaming cup of coffee at hand, gazing wistfully and agonisingly out of the window and making frantic (but perfectly straight) scribbles in my beautiful (black?) notebook. Ooh wait! A red and black swirly one. I like it – says mature and yet wildly creative. Dangerous even. Perfect.
Next up. Pencil case. Well, where else am I going to keep all my beautiful pens? Oh and my highlighter. And ruler. And surgically sharp HB pencil with pencil sharpener (in case I want to do some whimsical sketches to accompany my hard hitting literary observations). I am seriously tempted by a Charlie and Lola one (“I am too extremely very busy”) but it is pink. I don’t do pink (unless it’s milk). No serious writer would be seen dead with a pink pencil case. Black and unassuming it is (with a few anarchic spots).
Right I think that will do – Kai’s awake and I promised him we could sit on the grass and eat leaves for a bit. Ooh wait! A dictionary and thesaurus are on sale! Well that’s a must have. God only knows, I don’t know how to spell. And I am almost certainly going to need to know the various synonyms for important words like “very” and “nice” and “awesome”.
Home now. Kai’s in bed. It’s time to get going.
Oh but I think I better just cover my text books first. You know, in that sticky plastic stuff, because you just know that Kai is going to get banana or flapjack or dribble on them. And proper writers can’t be working from text books that have grubby baby finger marks all over them. And I have to get all the bubbles out. Obviously. No point doing a job if I’m not going to do it well.
Phew I think I better go to bed! Hard work this writing business…
Right then. Finally some free time. Stationary bought, books covered, timetable stuck up in a obvious place with blue-tack. Study guide read. Assessment guide read.
I flick through the workbook. Scary phrases like “writing schedule”, “drafting”, “dialogue” jump out at me.
Oh god. I’m going to to have to do some writing now aren’t I?
What do you mean there’s no whistle? You mean I can just go? Whenever I want?
But I’m scared.
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